1 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,251 I'm not a tramp. I am... 2 00:00:56,429 --> 00:00:59,216 A REAL SCHNOCK 3 00:01:00,058 --> 00:01:04,269 I had the fortune... The power... 4 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,851 The love of a beautiful woman. 5 00:01:09,109 --> 00:01:12,857 I only have two things left. 6 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:18,409 My friends and... 7 00:01:23,874 --> 00:01:25,867 my thermos. 8 00:01:35,636 --> 00:01:37,463 My story? 9 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,320 It has never been easy. 10 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:59,149 I was born a poor nigger. 11 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:05,823 I remember the time with my family... 12 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,877 where we sang and danced... 13 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,295 deep in the Mississippi. 14 00:03:15,198 --> 00:03:17,486 I hope everyone is hungry. 15 00:03:18,701 --> 00:03:20,361 I'm ready for this. 16 00:03:24,124 --> 00:03:26,496 I made pork as you like it. 17 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:28,252 We're not forgetting anything? 18 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,671 Not me. 19 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:33,206 It's Navin's birthday, today. 20 00:03:38,597 --> 00:03:40,755 I made you your favorite meal. 21 00:03:42,059 --> 00:03:44,764 Tuna sandwich with mayonnaise, 22 00:03:44,937 --> 00:03:48,187 a Tab and some cakes. Here, my darling! 23 00:03:50,776 --> 00:03:51,725 You're lucky! 24 00:03:55,948 --> 00:03:56,980 I have a present. 25 00:03:59,869 --> 00:04:01,197 I did it myself. 26 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:05,161 We bought you lilac perfume. 27 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:08,080 I drew you this drawing. 28 00:04:12,132 --> 00:04:13,923 I'll give you my Zippo. 29 00:04:16,636 --> 00:04:18,179 My God, Dad... 30 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:20,633 You've had it since the war. 31 00:04:27,106 --> 00:04:28,814 Thank you all. 32 00:04:30,359 --> 00:04:33,562 God bless us! Everyone ! 33 00:04:40,328 --> 00:04:42,735 Pass me the potatoes... 34 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,623 Sorry for ruining the party, Mom. 35 00:04:47,794 --> 00:04:49,952 You haven't ruined anything. 36 00:04:55,051 --> 00:04:56,795 I brought you a cake. 37 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:01,507 I'm not hungry now. 38 00:05:03,185 --> 00:05:05,177 Do you still feel different? 39 00:05:05,604 --> 00:05:08,558 It's as if I didn't belong here. 40 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:13,275 It's your birthday and it's time you knew! 41 00:05:13,445 --> 00:05:16,316 You are not our natural child. 42 00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:23,783 I'm not...? 43 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,748 We found you outside our door... 44 00:05:28,252 --> 00:05:30,578 but we raised you like one of us. 45 00:05:31,422 --> 00:05:33,913 Am I going to stay this color? 46 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:41,554 I would love you even if you had the color of a baboon's ass. 47 00:05:51,193 --> 00:05:55,191 I put your sandwich in cellophane, as you like. 48 00:05:56,824 --> 00:06:00,193 Do you want to sing a blues? 49 00:06:01,203 --> 00:06:02,828 No thanks, Taj. 50 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:07,998 There's something about these songs... They depress me. 51 00:06:20,431 --> 00:06:21,807 I got you, honey. 52 00:06:24,102 --> 00:06:26,178 See? You get into the rhythm. 53 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,854 And this ends our religious program, 54 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:41,651 live from the Church of Divine Salvation 55 00:06:41,829 --> 00:06:43,074 in St. Louis, Missouri. 56 00:06:43,247 --> 00:06:45,572 It was Reverend Norman. 57 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:50,252 And now, soft music for the night. 58 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:06,446 Grandma! 59 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:13,171 Don't touch that radio! Play louder! 60 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:19,506 She speaks to me! Taj! 61 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:23,134 It's incredible! Look! 62 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:33,142 If that's over there, there must be some things! 63 00:08:33,486 --> 00:08:37,187 This kind of music tells me to go and become someone! 64 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:41,190 Let him go. 65 00:08:50,045 --> 00:08:55,881 Son, since you go into the world, you need to know this. 66 00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:59,006 Do you see that? 67 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:00,885 It's bullshit. 68 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,929 And that... It's shoe polish. 69 00:09:08,773 --> 00:09:12,391 Damn... shoe polish. 70 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:15,352 Son ! You'll get through this. 71 00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:18,817 Which city are you going to go to? first? 72 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:23,323 I was thinking of going to St Louis, that’s where the music came from. 73 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:27,287 Remember, the Lord loves a hardworking man. 74 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:28,834 A hardworking man. 75 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:32,083 Never trust a white person. 76 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:35,216 Beware of white people and be a hardworking man. 77 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:49,270 Don't forget to grow up. 78 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,363 Let him go. 79 00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:58,864 We have work to do. 80 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:02,243 I hope you find what you are looking for. 81 00:10:05,248 --> 00:10:08,249 I will find it. I know it's there. 82 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:12,250 Yes, it's there. If you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it. 83 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,463 See a doctor and get rid of it. 84 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:17,302 Be a worker. Beware of white people. 85 00:10:17,469 --> 00:10:19,794 See a doctor and get rid of it. 86 00:10:36,614 --> 00:10:38,737 I miss Navin. 87 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:43,235 Will he ever come back? 88 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:47,453 Take off his cover. This makes us so sad. 89 00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,380 Is he okay, at least? 90 00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,249 Navin! Are you doing well ? 91 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,720 Don't worry. I see a car coming. 92 00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:04,975 No, wait! It's a truck! 93 00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:10,143 Lord... Watch over my little boy. 94 00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:18,355 -I'm hitchhiking. - Are you going far? 95 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:20,698 St Louis, and you? 96 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,035 At the end of this barrier. 97 00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:32,873 I'm Navin Johnson. And you ? 98 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:34,423 We have arrived. 99 00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:43,507 Thanks for the company! 100 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:46,972 I hope I can give it back to you one day! 101 00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,155 What is happening? Are you lost? 102 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,244 Do you want to play? 103 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,156 Are you in trouble? 104 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:48,371 What problems? 105 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,293 Is it an accident? 106 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,042 Drowning? 107 00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:54,954 Fire? 108 00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,173 We must warn others! 109 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,556 I heard about dogs like you. 110 00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:06,268 You're going to become famous. 111 00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:16,069 It's crazy! You saved my life! Let's go warn the others! 112 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:21,482 Fire! There is fire! 113 00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:25,784 Wake up ! There's fire! 114 00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:29,906 This dog saves our lives! It's incredible! 115 00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,829 What a dog! He's a lifesaver! 116 00:13:32,046 --> 00:13:33,837 That's what I'll call it! 117 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,621 Savior! That will be your name! 118 00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:43,094 Listen! There is an error. There is no fire. 119 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:48,393 Don't call this dog Savior. 120 00:13:49,272 --> 00:13:51,395 Call him...Asshole! 121 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:54,526 Okay... Asshole. 122 00:13:55,028 --> 00:13:56,226 It's exciting. 123 00:13:57,155 --> 00:14:01,153 It's fantastic to live this life on the roads. 124 00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:03,236 A man and his dog! 125 00:14:07,374 --> 00:14:08,536 St. Louis? 126 00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,118 No. Navin Johnson. 127 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:12,705 Are you going to St. Louis? 128 00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:21,586 Here it will be very good. 129 00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:37,144 - Where are you going ? - To the toilet. 130 00:14:37,405 --> 00:14:38,603 You need the key. 131 00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:40,027 Do you have one? 132 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,358 My key is for gas buyers. 133 00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,745 I buy gas. 134 00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:47,664 I don't see a car. 135 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,244 Just for my lighter. 136 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:54,329 For nothing in the world I would have liked to miss that. 137 00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,333 A full for a lighter. 138 00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,258 - It's on the wall. - THANKS ! 139 00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:10,969 - And don't take it away. - Fear nothing. 140 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:15,895 Hey you! I'm talking to you. 141 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,405 You want to be the President of Texaco Oil? 142 00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,445 So clean the sink. 143 00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:28,207 And I will be president? 144 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,702 You have to work to “arrive”. 145 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:33,873 He works 10min, and he already wants to be president. 146 00:15:34,089 --> 00:15:35,287 What nerve! 147 00:15:35,882 --> 00:15:37,080 So work a little! 148 00:15:37,259 --> 00:15:39,335 But I don't work here! 149 00:15:39,886 --> 00:15:41,511 And for $1 an hour? 150 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:11,165 “Dear parents, I have a good job in a garage! 151 00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:15,547 "I won't tell you how much I earn, but it's a lot. 152 00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:17,791 I'll send you 2 dollars. " 153 00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:20,293 He's a good son! 154 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,799 "I love to work, Mr. Hartounian is very kind. 155 00:16:23,974 --> 00:16:25,682 He teaches me to be impatient. " 156 00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:32,104 "I have to leave... Do you think that I write all day?" 157 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:37,689 - Will you sleep here? - Yes, that's okay. 158 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,647 I have a very nice little corner for you. 159 00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:45,364 Light up. You will like it here. 160 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:51,457 Please? I love it! It's fantastic! 161 00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:56,088 There are toilets! And this must be the kitchen! 162 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,386 What I could do... 163 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,097 Change this wall to have more living space. 164 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:09,015 This will give a current in the living room. 165 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:11,595 No. I will raise here by 1 0 centimeters. 166 00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:15,605 This will give the illusion of a two-room apartment. 167 00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:18,019 I could put a shelf here. 168 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:22,651 I will put the books here and relax here. 169 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:26,361 Customers won't bother me, and me the same. 170 00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:29,665 Calm down, it's not here. It's in there. 171 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,496 It would have cost me too much. 172 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,339 There it is, it's here. 173 00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:41,627 It's perfect! I won't have to change anything! 174 00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:46,052 Look at. No cooking, no windows, no chairs. 175 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,851 That's saying something. I'll put a bed here. 176 00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,510 I will buy a bulb. 177 00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:55,065 I'll bring you some sheets of the house. 178 00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:59,604 How much will this cost me? 179 00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,867 Nothing ! You will send me a card when you are rich. 180 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:07,156 A postcard? 181 00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:15,922 Deal done! 182 00:18:20,094 --> 00:18:20,876 What is... ? 183 00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:23,262 Come out for a second darling. 184 00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:26,762 Navin, this is my wife Lenore. 185 00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:28,425 Delighted. 186 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,854 Do you know why such a woman married me? 187 00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:34,184 I earn my living very well. 188 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,897 This is the first time that I leave you alone. 189 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:41,317 If something happened, this woman would leave me. 190 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:47,205 In other words, there would be no more... do you understand? 191 00:18:47,456 --> 00:18:49,116 Yes. More than... 192 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:54,248 Keep this garage as your life. 193 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,788 My sex life is in your hands. 194 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,598 I can repair your shock absorbers. 195 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:14,263 We just want gas, muchacho. 196 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:17,147 You have to pay with a credit card. 197 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,066 So you don't have any cash? 198 00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:23,195 Yes, yes, I have plenty of cash. 199 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,655 But the banks are closed... 200 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:27,491 And I have no right to accept cash. 201 00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:30,618 This is the first time I've stayed alone. I'm careful. 202 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,660 There are people who would kill me to get this money. 203 00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:36,831 You therefore need a credit card. 204 00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:39,797 Do you have a credit card in there? 205 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:52,513 No thank you. I don't smoke. What is a cigarette? 206 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:56,361 A joint? They don't do them very well. 207 00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:57,891 "Mastercorde" is it okay? 208 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,898 Yeah, we accept the “Mastercorde”. 209 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,610 Full... Mrs. Nussbaum? 210 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,787 I am Mr. Nussbaum. 211 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,957 It's his wife's card. 212 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,664 I vouch for it. 213 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,670 As long as we have a guarantor. 214 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,180 Stolen? 215 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,123 I have it! Send the police! 216 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,789 Mrs. Nussbaum's card. I have the thieves here. 217 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,091 Don't leave, they're calling me. 218 00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:10,885 Put on some tires in the trunk. 219 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,728 Mark them on the map. 220 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,186 With white sides. 221 00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,109 Understood, Mr. Nussbaum! 222 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:27,862 It's worse than I thought. They don't just steal 223 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:31,823 gasoline but also tires. They rob us. 224 00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:37,423 Garage Hartounian. Wait ! They shouldn't be suspicious. 225 00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:42,802 I will keep them here. I saw something at the cinema. 226 00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:49,261 Here are your tires! 227 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,311 Anything else? 228 00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:38,571 We will also take money in your pocket. 229 00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,649 I will mark it on the map. 230 00:22:43,826 --> 00:22:45,024 Guess what? 231 00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:50,488 You are the 8th customer! You win an oven glove! 232 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,583 I'll get it for you. 233 00:23:07,976 --> 00:23:09,221 I'm back. 234 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:14,354 They will be there for a while. I attached them. 235 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:18,026 You want to stay for an oven glove? 236 00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:25,738 Don't quit. 237 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,150 They won't exactly be here upon your arrival... 238 00:23:56,985 --> 00:24:00,105 It's a blue Chevrolet, two doors. 239 00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:04,530 She heads south in Hertodo Street. 240 00:24:05,994 --> 00:24:08,533 I can't read the number, but... 241 00:24:08,831 --> 00:24:11,404 she draws a chapel. 242 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,289 So a blue Chevrolet with a chapel... 243 00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:16,792 this should be it. 244 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,379 Believe me, I'm not angry. 245 00:24:20,551 --> 00:24:23,339 So what do you have? I only lost 2 tires. 246 00:24:26,307 --> 00:24:28,763 The good side... We lost a church. 247 00:24:29,477 --> 00:24:31,351 Oh, Mr. Hartounian! 248 00:24:37,569 --> 00:24:39,111 My God ! 249 00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,997 The new directory has arrived! 250 00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:56,209 I would like to get excited for so little. 251 00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:59,506 So little? Are you kidding? Page 73. 252 00:24:59,842 --> 00:25:02,547 Johnson! Navin! R.! 253 00:25:03,095 --> 00:25:07,307 I am someone now. Millions of people read this! 254 00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:09,890 This kind of spontaneous advertising, 255 00:25:10,061 --> 00:25:13,430 your name printed, make you someone. 256 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,686 I'm printed! 257 00:25:17,652 --> 00:25:21,021 Things will start to happen to me now! 258 00:25:24,576 --> 00:25:28,905 Johnson, Navin R. He must be the typical bastard. 259 00:25:32,876 --> 00:25:36,411 Die, Navin R. Johnson! 260 00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:43,592 Bastard! Son of a bitch! 261 00:25:44,388 --> 00:25:46,677 - Full? - Full, and a little more. 262 00:25:46,932 --> 00:25:48,343 Stan Fox, gas buyer. 263 00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:50,386 Navin R.Johnson, seller! 264 00:25:51,062 --> 00:25:53,517 I have it, this ordinary view blocker 265 00:25:53,731 --> 00:25:57,859 who hides my filth average victim. 266 00:25:58,403 --> 00:25:59,399 Should I check the oil? 267 00:25:59,571 --> 00:26:01,279 Go ahead, Navin R. Johnson! 268 00:26:01,448 --> 00:26:02,443 Oil cloth ready! 269 00:26:03,033 --> 00:26:05,239 Let's check it together. 270 00:26:10,332 --> 00:26:11,446 Son of a bitch! 271 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,334 It looks good, but your opinion? 272 00:26:15,003 --> 00:26:16,913 What crap these glasses are. 273 00:26:17,089 --> 00:26:20,956 It looks OK. Hurry up, I'm going to the gog. 274 00:26:21,135 --> 00:26:23,886 Check the tires. What filth these glasses are! 275 00:26:24,096 --> 00:26:25,839 Yes... what scum... 276 00:26:33,814 --> 00:26:35,937 Damn glasses! 277 00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:38,564 I can fix them for you! 278 00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:40,978 You can ? Here, fix these bitches! 279 00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:54,122 Shit ! 280 00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:16,935 I arranged them. 281 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:22,488 I thought why the glasses fell off so often. 282 00:27:22,657 --> 00:27:27,118 When you put them on or take them off, you press on the mount 283 00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:29,196 and the branches relax. 284 00:27:29,372 --> 00:27:32,456 So I put a handle there, in the center, 285 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:37,252 and the pressure is given at the center. Like the 72 Chevrolet. 286 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:40,957 And I added a stop on the nose to prevent them from slipping. 287 00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:43,464 Use the handle! 288 00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:50,850 That works ! 289 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,847 I earn my living with this kind of shit. 290 00:27:56,734 --> 00:27:59,403 If I can develop this gadget, we do 50/50. 291 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:02,944 How much do I owe you for gasoline? 292 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,147 $26.41. 293 00:28:04,325 --> 00:28:06,614 Here are 3 x 10 dollars. Keep the change. 294 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:14,869 Right in the center. Say your prayers, bastard! 295 00:28:24,638 --> 00:28:29,632 Harry! Look! What do these boxes have? 296 00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:32,936 Die! 297 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,644 They are defective! 298 00:28:37,901 --> 00:28:40,902 They cause leaks! Come see! 299 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:44,195 Hide or you will have leaks. 300 00:28:45,493 --> 00:28:48,114 They are not defective, but this guy is! 301 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:56,410 He hates these boxes! Leave them alone! 302 00:28:57,046 --> 00:28:58,838 Die, gas station attendant! 303 00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:01,966 I need to get away from these boxes! 304 00:29:02,719 --> 00:29:04,676 There are boxes here too! 305 00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:10,516 More boxes! 306 00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:12,769 Die, bastard! 307 00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:17,849 It's you he wants to pierce, not the boxes! 308 00:29:23,657 --> 00:29:25,235 Garbage! 309 00:29:26,744 --> 00:29:29,947 I expose your life! Cover me! 310 00:29:30,122 --> 00:29:30,822 I cover! 311 00:29:31,582 --> 00:29:33,409 Lick my boots! 312 00:29:38,214 --> 00:29:40,787 Stay there! I'll distract him! 313 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:57,399 Come here, Asshole! 314 00:30:32,562 --> 00:30:35,516 Carnival staff only. Shit ! 315 00:30:40,195 --> 00:30:41,523 Come on, Asshole! 316 00:30:42,364 --> 00:30:44,273 You are not staff! 317 00:30:48,912 --> 00:30:51,617 He is not part Carnival staff! 318 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:55,453 Go for it ! 319 00:31:01,592 --> 00:31:04,795 “Mom, when I told Hartounian that I would come back, he told me: 320 00:31:04,971 --> 00:31:06,299 “Don’t be stupid! 321 00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:09,255 See the world, you know me. 322 00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:13,972 "So I work like Fakir of Weights and Measures. 323 00:31:14,147 --> 00:31:17,931 “My boss Frosty says there is a future in that. 324 00:31:18,151 --> 00:31:21,983 “Enclosed $4.75 for my beloved family. 325 00:31:22,697 --> 00:31:25,485 PS.: Does grandma Still farting?" 326 00:31:25,659 --> 00:31:30,285 For $1 I'll guess your weight, your height and gender. 327 00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:33,250 The most exciting adventure! 328 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:37,878 Your weight guessed by a professional. 329 00:31:38,047 --> 00:31:40,834 You can swell your cheeks and your chest, 330 00:31:41,008 --> 00:31:45,753 you will not fool the Fakir! Come up, sir! 331 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:49,382 Let's see what this guy is worth. What do I gain? 332 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:54,595 anything in this framework, in there. 333 00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:58,556 Under the stereo, on this side of the table. 334 00:31:59,193 --> 00:32:00,985 Between the ashtrays... 335 00:32:02,071 --> 00:32:07,446 and thimbles. In these few centimeters... 336 00:32:07,702 --> 00:32:10,573 including Chicklets, but not the erasers. 337 00:32:11,623 --> 00:32:14,577 Come on, darling. He thought he had found a pigeon. 338 00:32:18,964 --> 00:32:19,746 I'm not very good. 339 00:32:19,923 --> 00:32:21,750 You're doing very well. 340 00:32:21,925 --> 00:32:25,923 I have already given away 8 pencils, 2 dolls and 1 ashtray. 341 00:32:26,096 --> 00:32:28,469 And I only won $15. 342 00:32:28,641 --> 00:32:31,179 You took 1 5 dollars, 343 00:32:31,352 --> 00:32:34,388 and you gave 50 cents worth of junk! 344 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:38,064 This gives us a net profit of 1 4.50 dollars. 345 00:32:43,906 --> 00:32:46,232 We make a profit! 346 00:32:49,204 --> 00:32:51,410 It relaxes me! 347 00:32:52,165 --> 00:32:54,952 Come get an estimate your weight for just $1. 348 00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:58,911 I am the Fakir of Kilo. Come win our junk! 349 00:33:02,968 --> 00:33:04,427 I call your attention, 350 00:33:04,636 --> 00:33:06,546 on the left of... 351 00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,840 our track... 352 00:33:09,058 --> 00:33:12,224 Here is the extraordinary... Patti Bernstein... 353 00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:16,187 in his number through 354 00:33:16,398 --> 00:33:17,679 The fire wall. 355 00:34:24,177 --> 00:34:25,755 Do you want to guess my weight? 356 00:34:26,555 --> 00:34:29,224 I saw you yesterday. You were fantastic. 357 00:34:29,391 --> 00:34:31,514 Yeah. Turn around. 358 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,014 Do it like this. 359 00:34:43,197 --> 00:34:46,447 You're cool. Give me a bite. 360 00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:48,191 And the germs? 361 00:34:49,745 --> 00:34:51,619 Put a condom on it. 362 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:55,329 Get on! 363 00:35:02,383 --> 00:35:04,709 Don't break it, it has to work. 364 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,386 What a great place! 365 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:20,309 We can know people seeing their way of life. 366 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:25,148 Looking here I can see that you are truly dirty. 367 00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:30,698 Where do I put this? 368 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:35,834 Oh, you put it there... 369 00:35:40,214 --> 00:35:41,792 Where is your trash can? 370 00:35:50,683 --> 00:35:53,056 - Do you know what I would like? - What ? 371 00:35:54,562 --> 00:35:56,057 Guess your weight. 372 00:35:56,273 --> 00:36:01,231 That would be interesting. No one has ever tried... 373 00:36:02,112 --> 00:36:03,061 Raise your arms. 374 00:36:06,158 --> 00:36:08,863 This will give me a new perspective. 375 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,700 You try to be really precise. 376 00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:24,424 It's hot here! 377 00:36:26,137 --> 00:36:29,921 What is happening with my "special tool"? 378 00:36:30,099 --> 00:36:31,262 Your special tool? 379 00:36:31,434 --> 00:36:34,850 My mother told me it was my "special tool", 380 00:36:35,021 --> 00:36:38,022 and one day, I will know what it was for. 381 00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:40,107 The day has arrived! 382 00:36:45,615 --> 00:36:47,988 It's like the horse! 383 00:36:49,202 --> 00:36:52,737 “Dear family... Guess what? 384 00:36:53,749 --> 00:36:58,625 "Today I learned to use my “special tool”. 385 00:37:00,381 --> 00:37:03,251 “I had a lot of fun. 386 00:37:03,884 --> 00:37:07,668 "I would have liked May you all be with me. 387 00:37:08,389 --> 00:37:14,309 "Maybe another time. I have plan to do this often. 388 00:37:15,271 --> 00:37:17,560 “At every opportunity. 389 00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:21,643 "I hope to send you no more money next week, 390 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,227 “because I will have an extra job. 391 00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:27,859 “My friend Patti promised me a blowjob. 392 00:37:28,076 --> 00:37:32,738 Your beloved son, Navin." And he added kisses. 393 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,538 Patti must be a good girl. 394 00:37:37,711 --> 00:37:38,874 God bless her! 395 00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:10,364 Do you think we'll know each other well enough? to kiss? 396 00:38:10,662 --> 00:38:13,118 No need. You're my man. 397 00:38:13,331 --> 00:38:16,119 It's like we were married. Look at my ass. 398 00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:22,122 Gosh! You have my name tattooed right there! 399 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:27,511 First I'm in the directory, and now... on your ass. 400 00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:31,764 More people will see this than the directory. 401 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:49,492 Terminus! Come back soon see the railway worker Fred. 402 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:06,461 Have you seen a little boy with a T-shirt saying "Shit"? 403 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:11,056 No, but I saw one whose the T-shirt said “Fuck life.” 404 00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:14,928 We left the wheel and he wanted to come on the train. 405 00:39:15,104 --> 00:39:16,515 Here it is! Billy! 406 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:19,056 - Hey, come back! - Get off this train! 407 00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:21,314 Pull the lever! 408 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,358 Hold this. And that too. 409 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:28,776 And take my keys. And my wallet. 410 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:33,615 Don't touch the gauge otherwise the tank will explode! 411 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,284 And if the indicator goes up 412 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,243 higher than 60, turns... 413 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,833 I won't take you anywhere again! 414 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,751 There is a screwdriver. Turn the nut 1/4 turn. 415 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:47,344 Above all, don't get up in the tunnel, the height is 1 meter. 416 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:53,099 I was protected by my railway worker's cap. 417 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:11,116 Thanks for my cap. 418 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,291 I was scared to death. 419 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:21,328 Thank you so much. This would have It was annoying to come home without him. 420 00:40:21,965 --> 00:40:27,042 Here are your gloves, your oil and your wallet. 421 00:40:27,429 --> 00:40:28,923 This fell out of it. 422 00:40:32,476 --> 00:40:34,136 Friends! 423 00:40:35,395 --> 00:40:38,432 You were very brave. 424 00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:41,142 How can I compensate you? 425 00:40:41,485 --> 00:40:42,600 Compensate me? 426 00:40:42,861 --> 00:40:45,779 I couldn't accept anything for saving your son. 427 00:40:46,198 --> 00:40:50,528 He's not my son. I'm saving it for a friend. 428 00:40:50,703 --> 00:40:52,861 Can I ask you for a kiss? 429 00:40:58,086 --> 00:40:59,663 He's a little rascal. 430 00:41:17,189 --> 00:41:20,355 I was wondering if... 431 00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:22,933 you were busy tomorrow... 432 00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:29,858 You might like... go out... 433 00:41:33,456 --> 00:41:35,448 Hang out with me. 434 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,877 Is this a date? 435 00:41:44,342 --> 00:41:47,758 Once for no, twice for yes. 436 00:41:54,436 --> 00:41:55,846 You are cute. 437 00:41:56,021 --> 00:41:59,472 3:30 p.m. tomorrow at the Rond-Point? 438 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:06,028 Do you have boyfriends? 439 00:42:07,866 --> 00:42:08,780 Not really. 440 00:42:09,076 --> 00:42:12,860 Are they crazy? If it was me, I won't let you go. 441 00:42:13,122 --> 00:42:17,583 You can try. We have a meeting tomorrow. 442 00:42:19,462 --> 00:42:20,660 What is your name ? 443 00:42:22,048 --> 00:42:23,328 Married ! 444 00:42:24,634 --> 00:42:25,713 And yours ? 445 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:30,092 I'll tell you tomorrow. It will be a topic of conversation. 446 00:42:49,493 --> 00:42:50,987 What's up, Man? 447 00:42:53,163 --> 00:42:54,657 I bought this for you. 448 00:43:00,546 --> 00:43:02,704 When I showed you the tattoo, 449 00:43:05,259 --> 00:43:07,216 I forgot to tell you... 450 00:43:07,386 --> 00:43:09,213 - What? - That ! 451 00:43:16,729 --> 00:43:20,941 This is what will happen to you if you look at another girl. 452 00:43:21,317 --> 00:43:22,515 Glad to know that. 453 00:43:22,694 --> 00:43:26,608 Remember... I did this without anger. 454 00:43:27,324 --> 00:43:29,363 I didn't touch your crotch! 455 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:32,948 Goodbye, darling! 456 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:37,657 What happened? 457 00:43:39,044 --> 00:43:43,172 Some guys attacked me. They tried to steal these flowers. 458 00:43:43,465 --> 00:43:47,214 They were for you. For our first meeting. 459 00:43:47,845 --> 00:43:50,632 What was it? 460 00:43:52,350 --> 00:43:54,010 Two dozen roses. 461 00:43:55,102 --> 00:43:56,810 They look like daisies. 462 00:43:58,231 --> 00:43:59,891 The guy got me He put... 463 00:44:00,066 --> 00:44:03,020 daisy stems on roses. 464 00:44:04,737 --> 00:44:08,687 It's dangerous here. Let's leave before she sees us. 465 00:44:09,784 --> 00:44:10,698 She ? 466 00:44:11,786 --> 00:44:13,031 You said "she". 467 00:44:13,538 --> 00:44:16,539 I always call a gang “she”. 468 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:20,119 It's like when we say "she" for a tornado. 469 00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:21,796 Or for a girl. 470 00:44:22,089 --> 00:44:26,252 We can also say "she" for a girl, among other things. 471 00:44:29,305 --> 00:44:30,847 Why are you smiling? 472 00:44:31,891 --> 00:44:34,560 You are the only one that I invited to my home. 473 00:44:34,935 --> 00:44:38,055 Do you live here? It's very pretty! 474 00:44:38,439 --> 00:44:39,470 Did you decorate it? 475 00:44:39,649 --> 00:44:43,100 I got all this at O'Pizza. 476 00:44:47,448 --> 00:44:48,824 Good Pizza. 477 00:44:49,576 --> 00:44:52,577 It's the best. This guy is incredible. 478 00:44:52,745 --> 00:44:55,319 He's the one who put O'Pizza bankrupt. 479 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:57,829 We come from far away to eat it. 480 00:45:11,515 --> 00:45:14,682 You have very beautiful skin. 481 00:45:17,813 --> 00:45:18,928 I can ? 482 00:45:25,488 --> 00:45:27,813 So soft and supple. 483 00:45:28,866 --> 00:45:31,618 I got that from my mother. 484 00:45:31,828 --> 00:45:35,327 It's great as it comes back into place. 485 00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:38,491 Are you a model? 486 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,129 I am a cosmetologist. 487 00:45:45,425 --> 00:45:47,334 A cosmetologist? 488 00:45:48,261 --> 00:45:49,542 It's incredible. 489 00:45:50,472 --> 00:45:51,587 It's impressive. 490 00:45:52,641 --> 00:45:55,214 Weightlessness must be hard. 491 00:45:57,479 --> 00:45:59,852 I can pose a personal question? 492 00:46:04,236 --> 00:46:06,110 Honestly... 493 00:46:07,573 --> 00:46:09,649 do you have a boyfriend or not? 494 00:46:10,409 --> 00:46:11,405 More or less. 495 00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:15,743 You barely know me... 496 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:22,040 but next time that you make love with him... 497 00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:25,257 can you think of me? 498 00:46:25,675 --> 00:46:27,715 I haven't done it yet love with him. 499 00:46:28,136 --> 00:46:29,085 It's a shame. 500 00:46:30,597 --> 00:46:31,593 Do you think... 501 00:46:32,933 --> 00:46:34,676 one day... 502 00:46:35,477 --> 00:46:37,849 you can do it with me thinking of him? 503 00:46:38,272 --> 00:46:43,064 Who knows? You could do it both thinking of me. 504 00:46:44,653 --> 00:46:47,109 I would be happy to be there somewhere. 505 00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:05,245 Do you have a friend? 506 00:47:05,675 --> 00:47:06,706 Does this matter? 507 00:47:06,926 --> 00:47:09,168 I would like to know you are available. 508 00:47:09,429 --> 00:47:11,256 I'm available. 509 00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,516 Did you forget my ass? 510 00:47:24,695 --> 00:47:27,020 No! I'm thinking about it! 511 00:47:27,197 --> 00:47:31,195 She tattooed my name on her ass! There are lots of names. 512 00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:32,942 And funny stuff! 513 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,327 She has one there. “Slippery when wet.” 514 00:47:35,915 --> 00:47:36,994 How do you know? 515 00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,083 Is she a great fucker? 516 00:47:39,251 --> 00:47:41,078 She's not a fucker. 517 00:47:43,339 --> 00:47:48,334 Wait ! We are all adults. Let's reason it out. 518 00:47:48,553 --> 00:47:51,008 Marie is the type of person... 519 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:55,890 If this bitch doesn't get away, I shove my motorbike up his ass! 520 00:47:56,061 --> 00:47:57,934 Whereas Patti is more direct. 521 00:47:58,104 --> 00:47:59,978 As for you, hillbilly... 522 00:48:00,941 --> 00:48:04,641 We're married! As for you, Marie Poppins... 523 00:48:07,864 --> 00:48:10,320 You protected me! You must love me. 524 00:48:16,665 --> 00:48:18,907 "I know that... 525 00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:21,868 "you belong... 526 00:48:22,046 --> 00:48:27,123 "to someone else. 527 00:48:27,301 --> 00:48:29,792 "But tonight... 528 00:48:29,971 --> 00:48:34,348 “you are mine. 529 00:48:38,104 --> 00:48:43,062 "Although separated, 530 00:48:43,276 --> 00:48:48,353 “you live in my heart. 531 00:48:48,657 --> 00:48:51,029 "And tonight... 532 00:48:51,326 --> 00:48:55,454 You are mine.” 533 00:50:14,496 --> 00:50:16,619 While you were playing this... 534 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,958 I had an incredible fantasy. 535 00:50:22,129 --> 00:50:23,872 I wanted to go up... 536 00:50:24,047 --> 00:50:27,796 sail towards the end of this cornet, 537 00:50:28,427 --> 00:50:32,128 going down through, 538 00:50:32,848 --> 00:50:34,426 Walk along this tube, 539 00:50:35,935 --> 00:50:40,513 come close to your lips and kiss you. 540 00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:45,603 Why not do it? 541 00:50:46,112 --> 00:50:48,354 I didn't want any saliva on me. 542 00:51:40,919 --> 00:51:42,995 Was it good for you too? 543 00:51:46,716 --> 00:51:48,626 I would like to kiss you. 544 00:51:51,054 --> 00:51:52,513 But I'm afraid. 545 00:51:53,348 --> 00:51:55,305 I would have kept my tongue! 546 00:51:59,521 --> 00:52:01,431 If I kiss you, 547 00:52:03,692 --> 00:52:05,400 I'm afraid of falling in love. 548 00:52:08,781 --> 00:52:10,821 And I don't want to. 549 00:52:14,996 --> 00:52:19,622 My mother sacrificed everything for me. 550 00:52:22,337 --> 00:52:25,207 She dreams of me becoming someone. 551 00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:31,962 That I marry someone with power, 552 00:52:32,514 --> 00:52:34,672 with money, with future. 553 00:52:36,059 --> 00:52:38,894 Someone having a “special tool” for success. 554 00:52:41,857 --> 00:52:43,399 I have one! 555 00:52:44,359 --> 00:52:46,685 I have a “special tool”! 556 00:52:47,905 --> 00:52:52,900 It’s wonderful, extraordinary! 557 00:52:53,285 --> 00:52:57,200 And I was afraid to tell you about it. Your mother will love me! 558 00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:02,415 Mary, are you sleeping? 559 00:53:07,759 --> 00:53:11,887 You are so beautiful and so calm. You'd think you were dead. 560 00:53:14,849 --> 00:53:17,637 There is something what I want to say 561 00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:20,765 which has always been hard for me to say. 562 00:53:22,691 --> 00:53:26,356 The Archduchess's socks Are they dry or very dry? 563 00:53:28,989 --> 00:53:32,489 I was never relaxed enough to say that in front of someone. 564 00:53:33,786 --> 00:53:35,909 You give me confidence. 565 00:53:37,498 --> 00:53:41,199 We don't know each other only for 4 weeks and 3 days. 566 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:46,083 It seems to me that this makes 9 weeks and 5 days. 567 00:53:48,009 --> 00:53:50,416 The 1st day was like a week. 568 00:53:51,304 --> 00:53:54,471 And the 2nd day seemed like 5 days. 569 00:53:55,141 --> 00:53:57,632 The 3rd day felt like a week again. 570 00:53:58,061 --> 00:54:01,311 But on the 4th day seemed like 8 days. 571 00:54:02,232 --> 00:54:05,019 On the 5th day, you went to see your mother 572 00:54:05,527 --> 00:54:07,733 and it seemed like 1 day to me. 573 00:54:08,447 --> 00:54:10,071 And then you came back. 574 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:15,033 On the 6th day, when we saw each other in the evening, 575 00:54:15,287 --> 00:54:19,202 It seemed like 2 days to me. 576 00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:23,249 In the evening, it seemed 2 days into the next day. 577 00:54:23,421 --> 00:54:27,833 Then it seemed like 4 days. At the end of the 6th day, 578 00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:31,675 followed by the 7th day, it was a total of 5 days. 579 00:54:32,638 --> 00:54:38,060 And the 7th day seemed to be like a week and a half. 580 00:54:39,729 --> 00:54:43,561 I wrote everything down, I can show it to you if you want. 581 00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:49,108 I have decided that... tomorrow... 582 00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:54,450 at the right time, I will ask you to marry me. 583 00:54:57,247 --> 00:55:01,031 If you agree, don't say anything! 584 00:55:05,714 --> 00:55:07,790 You made me very happy. 585 00:55:26,069 --> 00:55:27,611 Sing, darling! 586 00:55:29,990 --> 00:55:34,735 "Time passes, but what was, 587 00:55:34,953 --> 00:55:39,366 "is unforgettable. 588 00:55:39,708 --> 00:55:43,872 “This sweet memory... 589 00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:48,922 "will come back to me through the years. 590 00:55:50,553 --> 00:55:55,298 "The world can collapse 591 00:55:55,474 --> 00:55:58,144 "but in my heart... 592 00:55:58,352 --> 00:56:00,725 "there will be forever... 593 00:56:00,938 --> 00:56:07,143 "an echo of a sigh... 594 00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:11,696 Goodbye!” 595 00:56:12,117 --> 00:56:15,616 Who is the man the happiest person on earth? 596 00:56:17,163 --> 00:56:18,112 It's you! 597 00:56:18,832 --> 00:56:22,533 Correct! And who is the woman the happiest? 598 00:56:25,297 --> 00:56:26,672 Correct! 599 00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:30,382 I wrote a song for you. 600 00:56:30,928 --> 00:56:35,257 “I picked out a thermos for you. 601 00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:38,553 “Not just any thermos. 602 00:56:39,645 --> 00:56:43,097 "But the best thermos on the market. 603 00:56:43,357 --> 00:56:45,017 “With scratched plastic. 604 00:56:45,234 --> 00:56:46,894 “And a corked cup. 605 00:56:47,111 --> 00:56:50,943 “I picked out a thermos for you. 606 00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:54,324 “And maybe a barometer too. 607 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:58,368 "What else can I buy you so that you count on me? 608 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,031 Maybe a thermometer too.” 609 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,706 Darling ? I have a question 610 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,372 that I wanted to address, but I was afraid you would say no. 611 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,253 The timing seems right to me. 612 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:12,423 That's the question. 613 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:16,474 Will you marry me? 614 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:23,598 Come seal it with a kiss! Come in the bathtub. 615 00:57:26,152 --> 00:57:28,358 Not you, Asshole! Where is Mary? 616 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:30,647 What letter? 617 00:57:39,165 --> 00:57:41,122 “Dear Navin…” 618 00:58:00,270 --> 00:58:01,930 Asshole! Come here! 619 00:58:02,523 --> 00:58:03,685 Good idea! 620 00:58:03,857 --> 00:58:06,775 Married ! Why did you leave me? 621 00:58:06,944 --> 00:58:10,693 I couldn't read the letter. She was too cloudy. 622 00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,761 This isn't going to be easy. 623 00:58:42,439 --> 00:58:44,479 We are together for a long time. 624 00:58:45,275 --> 00:58:47,849 But I have to hit the road. 625 00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:52,564 There will be times where there will be no food for two. 626 00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:54,530 And I won't be able to... 627 00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:56,779 Wait... 628 00:58:56,996 --> 00:59:02,073 Come back! I'm not finished. I have something else to tell you. 629 00:59:05,338 --> 00:59:08,624 You will find a family who will give you a home 630 00:59:08,841 --> 00:59:11,511 with children and a good fireplace. 631 00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:15,806 I never really loved you. Go away! 632 00:59:16,641 --> 00:59:19,808 Okay! You won. You can come with me. 633 00:59:23,774 --> 00:59:27,107 "So, dear mother, with my dog leading the way, 634 00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:30,316 "I'm going to win Marie's hand. 635 00:59:30,656 --> 00:59:33,526 “You will like it very much. She looks like you. 636 00:59:33,867 --> 00:59:37,948 "Except that she's white and blonde. To see her again... 637 00:59:38,164 --> 00:59:41,330 "I swore I would become someone. I'm in Los Angeles. 638 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,501 “I rented an apartment with my savings. 639 00:59:45,212 --> 00:59:47,039 “I haven’t heard from Marie. 640 00:59:48,090 --> 00:59:51,709 “It couldn’t be worse. I can only send 49 cents. 641 00:59:51,886 --> 00:59:53,511 God bless him. 642 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,008 He's a good son! 643 00:59:55,181 --> 00:59:57,470 “I lost all my jobs. 644 00:59:58,268 --> 01:00:02,266 "But I eat well. The hospital offers orange juice meals 645 01:00:02,439 --> 01:00:05,108 "and cakes, in exchange for 1/2 liter of blood. 646 01:00:05,817 --> 01:00:09,436 “I ate there all week. Three meals a day. 647 01:00:10,113 --> 01:00:14,822 "I stopped because by shaving, I cut myself and air came out. 648 01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:20,078 "I have to leave you because someone is spying on me. 649 01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:23,408 Your beloved son. Navin.” 650 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:27,881 It's him. 651 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:35,963 Him ? 652 01:00:41,145 --> 01:00:44,147 What is he doing here? Asshole! 653 01:00:46,401 --> 01:00:47,101 Attack ! 654 01:00:49,529 --> 01:00:50,395 Not me! 655 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,444 You really are an asshole! 656 01:01:53,345 --> 01:01:55,385 I need a signature. 657 01:01:58,225 --> 01:02:00,265 You have to sign to get killed! 658 01:02:00,853 --> 01:02:02,727 I'm not going to kill you! 659 01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:04,639 Why not ? 660 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:08,897 I have changed. I was having problems at the time. 661 01:02:09,362 --> 01:02:12,529 An unhappy marriage... and I was trying to quit smoking. 662 01:02:13,199 --> 01:02:14,658 I'm fine now. 663 01:02:16,286 --> 01:02:17,828 I'm a private detective. 664 01:02:25,337 --> 01:02:26,617 One of these days! 665 01:02:35,681 --> 01:02:37,923 “Dear Mr. Johnson. 666 01:02:38,934 --> 01:02:41,556 “Please come see me 667 01:02:42,646 --> 01:02:47,854 "at Century Plaza, suite 2655 in Los Angeles. 668 01:02:49,153 --> 01:02:54,148 "I have important news to communicate to you. 669 01:02:54,867 --> 01:02:57,275 Navin! Do you remember me? 670 01:02:58,705 --> 01:03:00,282 No. It's not serious. 671 01:03:00,707 --> 01:03:01,703 Fox. 672 01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,792 Do you remember in the garage? 673 01:03:06,963 --> 01:03:11,424 You are really difficult to find! 674 01:03:14,304 --> 01:03:15,384 You forgot! 675 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:19,888 The glasses handle! 676 01:03:22,313 --> 01:03:24,934 Oh yes ! My glasses loop. 677 01:03:25,107 --> 01:03:26,685 Use L’Optil’anse! 678 01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:30,027 We call it Optil’anse. 679 01:03:31,072 --> 01:03:32,482 Optimal, for the eye... 680 01:03:33,115 --> 01:03:35,689 And the handle that is used to take them. 681 01:03:37,912 --> 01:03:39,490 We are partners! 682 01:03:40,373 --> 01:03:42,615 50/50 as we said. 683 01:03:43,751 --> 01:03:46,456 I have your first check... 684 01:03:46,713 --> 01:03:49,334 for 250 large bills. 685 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:52,008 250? 686 01:03:52,302 --> 01:03:54,923 This is the beginning. There will still be plenty! 687 01:03:55,806 --> 01:03:56,837 Can I touch it? 688 01:03:57,015 --> 01:04:00,431 Of course. It's your money! 689 01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:03,384 I need money! 690 01:04:03,981 --> 01:04:06,602 I have a bearer check... 691 01:04:07,568 --> 01:04:09,027 and I would like to touch it. 692 01:04:09,195 --> 01:04:10,570 How much is it? 693 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:15,241 Two hundred and fifty. 694 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:23,122 Two hundred and fifty dollars. 695 01:04:26,838 --> 01:04:29,673 It's two hundred and fifty dollars. 696 01:04:31,843 --> 01:04:32,922 Do you want to touch it? 697 01:04:33,678 --> 01:04:38,257 I could take 50 now and pour the rest. 698 01:04:39,392 --> 01:04:41,884 Sit down, Mr. Johnson. 699 01:04:44,690 --> 01:04:46,433 I need 2 pieces of identification. 700 01:04:47,985 --> 01:04:51,568 I have... my temporary driving license. 701 01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:57,155 And my astronaut application. 702 01:04:58,412 --> 01:05:02,031 I failed at everything except on the date of birth. 703 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:03,655 I didn't get the job. 704 01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:07,870 Everything is in order. Please endorse it on the back. 705 01:05:09,048 --> 01:05:10,958 - A pen. - Right away. 706 01:05:14,596 --> 01:05:17,632 Fill this payment slip. 707 01:05:18,475 --> 01:05:19,850 Endorse and... 708 01:05:20,060 --> 01:05:22,218 complete the slip. 709 01:05:22,813 --> 01:05:26,857 Two hundred and fifty... 710 01:05:27,317 --> 01:05:29,891 thousand dollar... 711 01:05:40,998 --> 01:05:46,159 "Dear Harry, I have become richer than in my dreams. 712 01:05:46,379 --> 01:05:50,127 “I have not forgotten our pact. Here is the promised postcard. 713 01:05:50,299 --> 01:05:55,294 "You thought you would never receive it! Your friend, Navin." 714 01:05:55,722 --> 01:05:56,468 What do you say? 715 01:05:57,432 --> 01:06:00,219 He promised me a card and he sent it! 716 01:06:01,227 --> 01:06:02,603 He is honest. 717 01:06:05,857 --> 01:06:07,517 Young inventor becomes rich 718 01:06:41,102 --> 01:06:44,056 Who? Mrs. Kimball? 719 01:06:45,690 --> 01:06:46,971 Mary's mother! 720 01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:51,978 Did you read the article? I'm trying to find her. 721 01:06:52,155 --> 01:06:55,489 I don't know where she is! I would give anything! 722 01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:58,070 It's a little too much. 723 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,529 Let's say... 75 dollars. 724 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:06,284 What is this ? The May Company in Los Angeles. 725 01:07:07,546 --> 01:07:10,500 Asshole! I know where she is! 726 01:07:10,716 --> 01:07:13,005 It's nice, isn't it? 727 01:07:16,222 --> 01:07:18,843 There we are, we're done. 728 01:07:20,893 --> 01:07:23,598 Put on the O'Derm mask takes a few minutes... 729 01:07:23,813 --> 01:07:25,272 He will be 20 years younger... 730 01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:32,813 Let's let it dry and go choose 731 01:07:32,989 --> 01:07:34,863 Eye shadow and lip balm. 732 01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:37,109 Everyone follow me... 733 01:07:37,327 --> 01:07:40,530 These are great products. 734 01:07:40,789 --> 01:07:44,158 With your husband's complexion, a deep tone 735 01:07:44,334 --> 01:07:47,419 would bring out her lips. This natural beige 736 01:07:47,629 --> 01:07:49,955 will look wonderful on her eyes. 737 01:07:50,132 --> 01:07:51,959 Let's try it all. 738 01:07:58,224 --> 01:08:01,640 Let's unmask lrving. Everyone come this way. 739 01:08:02,603 --> 01:08:05,723 We will now remove the O'Derm mask. 740 01:08:05,898 --> 01:08:08,021 Irving's skin will be firmer, more tense. 741 01:08:08,192 --> 01:08:11,644 He will be a different man. You will be surprised. 742 01:08:12,739 --> 01:08:14,696 Are you ready, lrving? 743 01:08:29,298 --> 01:08:31,753 This shit really works! 744 01:08:39,099 --> 01:08:41,009 Oh, my darling! 745 01:08:41,811 --> 01:08:45,144 What are you doing with my husband, you little blonde? 746 01:08:47,108 --> 01:08:50,311 “Dear mother, Marie and I are married. 747 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:53,649 “We couldn’t wait. Fortunately, 748 01:08:53,823 --> 01:08:57,524 "we found someone who could do it on the spot. 749 01:08:57,827 --> 01:08:59,736 “He was an authentic priest! 750 01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:04,990 “We wanted a religious wedding. 751 01:09:05,669 --> 01:09:08,290 "The money didn't change our lives too much. 752 01:09:08,505 --> 01:09:12,040 Our only extravagance is a butler and a maid.” 753 01:09:12,217 --> 01:09:15,752 - Another check. - That's exactly what I thought. 754 01:09:16,430 --> 01:09:19,550 Almost three quarters of a million dollars. 755 01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:24,761 You should buy a house with an apartment for us. 756 01:09:24,980 --> 01:09:28,848 "Mom, do you remember my dream of a big house on the hill? 757 01:09:29,026 --> 01:09:31,600 "As I wanted a living room 758 01:09:31,821 --> 01:09:34,146 "with a plaster lion from Mexico? 759 01:09:34,365 --> 01:09:38,445 "And since I wanted a table with 24 chairs in a dining room 760 01:09:38,661 --> 01:09:42,873 "with paints of Michelangelo and Rembrandt? 761 01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:46,039 "And you remember how I wanted 762 01:09:46,252 --> 01:09:49,004 "a rotating bed with pink rags? 763 01:09:49,172 --> 01:09:52,671 "And you remember as I spoke with dad, 764 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:55,554 "that I wanted a shell bathtub? 765 01:09:56,179 --> 01:10:00,011 "A desk with stripes orange and white? 766 01:10:00,225 --> 01:10:03,345 "And I wanted a pool table with a stuffed camel? 767 01:10:03,896 --> 01:10:05,473 "And my own disco, 768 01:10:05,689 --> 01:10:08,774 "with my disco dancers? And a party room 769 01:10:08,984 --> 01:10:10,395 with nice friends? 770 01:10:11,237 --> 01:10:15,946 "You remember how I wanted a garden with Greek statues, 771 01:10:16,117 --> 01:10:19,367 "and three swimming pools? Well, I have that too. 772 01:10:22,457 --> 01:10:25,161 “Mary and I, we get along very well. 773 01:10:25,376 --> 01:10:28,710 "I have a lot to learn to manage my money. 774 01:10:29,172 --> 01:10:30,915 “You have to be careful. 775 01:10:32,759 --> 01:10:36,591 “Poor Hobbart. His wife Hester withdrew money 776 01:10:36,805 --> 01:10:41,016 "from his savings account. She is penalized for withdrawal. 777 01:10:45,856 --> 01:10:49,023 Attached is this week's check. Lovely, Navin." 778 01:10:50,068 --> 01:10:51,860 Sorry about your wife. 779 01:10:52,237 --> 01:10:54,444 Federal Laws, Sir. 780 01:10:56,617 --> 01:11:01,030 Your wife gives you another gold chain. 781 01:11:01,747 --> 01:11:03,574 I had almost forgotten. 782 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:07,246 I am not recovered of Hester's death. 783 01:11:07,587 --> 01:11:09,414 It takes time! 784 01:11:09,589 --> 01:11:13,289 It seems! Here is your glass. 785 01:11:13,468 --> 01:11:15,626 Like the one seen in the magazine. 786 01:11:15,803 --> 01:11:18,176 You have the bamboo umbrella. 787 01:11:21,935 --> 01:11:24,889 Look! “Be someone!” 788 01:11:27,858 --> 01:11:29,815 Very good, sir! 789 01:11:33,113 --> 01:11:35,865 There are people of charity... 790 01:11:36,033 --> 01:11:41,110 Send them back! There are piles people more deserving than me. 791 01:11:41,288 --> 01:11:44,159 They want you to give. 792 01:11:50,298 --> 01:11:53,631 My name is Father Carlos Las Vegas de Cordoba. 793 01:11:54,427 --> 01:11:58,591 You seem very religious. What can I do for you? 794 01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:01,304 Give me 3 minutes of your time, 795 01:12:01,476 --> 01:12:05,805 to watch a film on a great horror in my country. 796 01:12:06,982 --> 01:12:10,101 It must be terrible. 797 01:12:13,155 --> 01:12:15,278 Can you dim the lights? 798 01:12:17,034 --> 01:12:19,322 We can't cry eternally. 799 01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:22,704 You won't believe what you are going to see. 800 01:12:23,248 --> 01:12:25,870 That human beings have fallen so low 801 01:12:26,043 --> 01:12:29,993 to enjoy doing this to other creatures of God. 802 01:12:30,172 --> 01:12:32,498 I hope you are strong. 803 01:12:32,883 --> 01:12:34,543 Send the horror. 804 01:13:13,467 --> 01:13:17,512 My God! I heard about of these cat jugglers. 805 01:13:36,157 --> 01:13:38,150 Stop! Stop! 806 01:13:43,623 --> 01:13:48,001 How can there be a God who accepts this? 807 01:13:49,004 --> 01:13:50,878 How much do you want? 808 01:13:51,131 --> 01:13:54,714 If your investment half a million dollars 809 01:13:55,010 --> 01:13:59,388 and your apartments rise, you will have an amount 810 01:13:59,557 --> 01:14:02,012 by the end of the year. 811 01:14:02,184 --> 01:14:05,221 An amount X. Very good, isn't it? 812 01:14:05,396 --> 01:14:08,895 You can also depreciate the whole thing. 813 01:14:09,066 --> 01:14:11,688 Depreciate? Alright. I like it. 814 01:14:11,861 --> 01:14:14,945 And we have a way to avoid Fair Housing crap. 815 01:14:15,114 --> 01:14:17,902 Avoid shit. Alright ! 816 01:14:18,660 --> 01:14:22,029 We keep rents expensive to attract select people. 817 01:14:22,205 --> 01:14:24,494 Select people. Alright. 818 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:27,369 We will reject the eggplants. 819 01:14:27,544 --> 01:14:30,000 Yes. We don't want vegetables. 820 01:14:30,172 --> 01:14:32,295 No, jungle bunnies! 821 01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:34,505 They eat vegetables. 822 01:14:35,552 --> 01:14:40,179 Boss, can I talk to him? We will reject the Negroes! 823 01:14:42,393 --> 01:14:44,551 The niggers! We will reject them! 824 01:14:45,646 --> 01:14:49,810 Sir, you are talking to a nigger! 825 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,693 It's not your fault. 826 01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:42,361 You couldn't have known that It was McGinty's iron balls! 827 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,083 A bottle of Chateau Latour? 828 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:53,121 Yes, but not 1966. 829 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,877 I want cold wine. 830 01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:56,967 The youngest you have. 831 01:15:57,512 --> 01:15:59,635 No more old stuff. 832 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:05,310 He doesn't realize that we are sophisticated. 833 01:16:06,396 --> 01:16:07,428 Mary, stay calm. 834 01:16:08,482 --> 01:16:09,680 Don't look down. 835 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:11,015 Look up! 836 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,982 Keep your eyes up and don't move. 837 01:16:17,366 --> 01:16:20,237 There are snails on his plate! 838 01:16:22,496 --> 01:16:24,323 Take them off before she sees them! 839 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,873 Don't look! 840 01:16:28,461 --> 01:16:31,035 In a restaurant with these prices, 841 01:16:31,214 --> 01:16:33,670 you could avoid the snails! 842 01:16:34,884 --> 01:16:37,720 There are so many that we no longer see the food! 843 01:16:37,929 --> 01:16:41,298 Take this away and give us cheese sandwiches. 844 01:16:45,812 --> 01:16:47,971 First, they don't have umbrellas for glasses. 845 01:16:48,148 --> 01:16:49,477 And there, snails! 846 01:16:49,691 --> 01:16:52,562 They take us for pigeons! 847 01:17:06,751 --> 01:17:07,949 Everything is fine ? 848 01:17:08,127 --> 01:17:12,125 You told me to take useless lessons? 849 01:17:12,298 --> 01:17:14,374 I just took one! 850 01:17:14,550 --> 01:17:16,128 Very good student. 851 01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:19,548 Are you learning bullfighting? 852 01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:22,095 No ! Knife throwing. 853 01:17:23,351 --> 01:17:25,143 Knife throwing! Tremendous ! 854 01:17:25,353 --> 01:17:26,729 I'm almost there. 855 01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:28,688 Show me ! 856 01:17:30,984 --> 01:17:33,273 This is very good for a beginner. 857 01:17:35,989 --> 01:17:38,065 It's exciting! I love it! 858 01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:43,037 Turn sideways. 859 01:17:43,873 --> 01:17:48,285 And put a balloon in your mouth. Do you have a ball? 860 01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:52,331 Oh yes, wait! 861 01:17:55,468 --> 01:17:56,843 Is it in your mouth? 862 01:17:58,054 --> 01:18:00,806 Send them with force so that they hold. 863 01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,076 I missed! 864 01:18:20,369 --> 01:18:22,077 It was good, darling! 865 01:18:22,579 --> 01:18:25,153 I'm not doing anything right. 866 01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:29,289 You worry too much. 867 01:18:31,088 --> 01:18:33,413 Look at it this way. 868 01:18:33,591 --> 01:18:36,592 Do you realize that in two months, 869 01:18:36,761 --> 01:18:39,168 we have acquired the know-how 870 01:18:39,347 --> 01:18:42,099 than others take a lifetime to acquire? 871 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:45,976 Let’s toast! 872 01:19:43,538 --> 01:19:47,204 There’s Navin on television! 873 01:19:47,376 --> 01:19:50,495 This is the interview that you did on TV. 874 01:19:50,671 --> 01:19:54,170 Stop the music! 875 01:19:54,341 --> 01:19:57,924 We're all going to watch Navin on TV. Sit down. 876 01:20:00,139 --> 01:20:04,184 The television news turns his gaze to Navin Johnson, 877 01:20:04,393 --> 01:20:06,220 inventor of Optil'anse. 878 01:20:06,395 --> 01:20:11,022 10 million of these glasses were sold within a few months. 879 01:20:11,776 --> 01:20:16,105 You became a millionaire day to day. Who are you ? 880 01:20:17,657 --> 01:20:20,113 Who is Navin Johnson? 881 01:20:20,910 --> 01:20:24,279 Navin is a complex personality, as are 882 01:20:24,456 --> 01:20:28,370 The purebred millionaires of the modern Renaissance. 883 01:20:28,627 --> 01:20:31,912 We planned to show you the interview in its entirety, 884 01:20:32,089 --> 01:20:35,671 but we discovered a development 885 01:20:35,842 --> 01:20:38,334 sensational in the Johnson case. 886 01:20:39,596 --> 01:20:41,803 It seems that a group of citizens, 887 01:20:42,182 --> 01:20:44,852 led by the famous Carl Reiner, 888 01:20:45,019 --> 01:20:48,969 filed a complaint against Mr. Johnson and his Optil'anse. 889 01:20:49,607 --> 01:20:52,643 This is what Mr. Reiner told us. 890 01:20:52,818 --> 01:20:55,736 At first I found the fantastic Optil’anse. 891 01:20:55,905 --> 01:20:59,606 I bought some. And here is the result. 892 01:21:01,369 --> 01:21:03,860 This handle is like a magnet. 893 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,366 Eyes are drawn to her, and you squint. 894 01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:11,204 As a director, my eyes are primordial, 895 01:21:11,379 --> 01:21:12,624 and Optil’anse 896 01:21:12,839 --> 01:21:15,591 caused irreparable harm to my career. 897 01:21:15,759 --> 01:21:18,001 See this scene from my last film 898 01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:22,887 where my bad perception made me saying “cut” at the wrong time. 899 01:21:26,145 --> 01:21:27,140 Cut! 900 01:21:36,155 --> 01:21:40,568 If I had said it in time, these actors would be alive. 901 01:21:41,369 --> 01:21:43,029 This is why 902 01:21:43,246 --> 01:21:47,078 that we are suing Mr. Johnson for lawsuit for $10 million. 903 01:21:47,584 --> 01:21:50,122 His irresponsibility is unforgivable. 904 01:21:50,336 --> 01:21:54,085 He didn't even get tested its product on prisoners! 905 01:21:59,221 --> 01:22:01,260 Wait... where are you going? 906 01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:05,008 I'm going to see this guy Reiner! 907 01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,392 I have... I have... 908 01:22:08,397 --> 01:22:11,517 We have chips and beer. 909 01:22:11,692 --> 01:22:13,768 We can do something nice. 910 01:22:20,493 --> 01:22:23,363 Why this head? 911 01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:26,159 This is not the end of the journey. 912 01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,540 I'm Navin Johnson, inventor! 913 01:22:29,752 --> 01:22:33,003 It's just a small infraction for me! 914 01:22:33,172 --> 01:22:35,960 Only instead of 5 dollars, That’s 10 million! 915 01:22:37,427 --> 01:22:40,298 I don't care if I lose the money. 916 01:22:40,805 --> 01:22:44,340 But I don't want lose the stuff. 917 01:22:44,559 --> 01:22:47,050 We won't lose anything! 918 01:22:48,313 --> 01:22:49,973 We are in America! 919 01:22:50,148 --> 01:22:54,277 We will have a judgment fair and impartial. 920 01:22:55,654 --> 01:22:58,774 Your Honor, We agree with the plaintiffs. 921 01:23:04,371 --> 01:23:07,207 Mr. Reiner will receive... 922 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:09,326 as well as the 9 million... 923 01:23:09,877 --> 01:23:13,211 987 thousand, 924 01:23:13,423 --> 01:23:15,546 652 other applicants, 925 01:23:15,758 --> 01:23:18,594 will receive the rest damages. 926 01:23:19,804 --> 01:23:21,713 The hearing is adjourned. 927 01:23:29,189 --> 01:23:30,932 Can't you see that I'm drinking? 928 01:23:38,115 --> 01:23:43,702 Payable to order by Mrs. Wilbur Stark. 929 01:23:45,039 --> 01:23:47,826 One dollar and nine cents. 930 01:24:04,058 --> 01:24:10,097 Payable to the order of... McGinty iron balls. 931 01:24:11,483 --> 01:24:14,152 One dollar and nine cents. 932 01:24:15,862 --> 01:24:16,942 Why are you crying? 933 01:24:17,155 --> 01:24:19,231 And why this old dress? 934 01:24:19,408 --> 01:24:23,619 Because I heard a song remembering how we were. 935 01:24:24,037 --> 01:24:24,819 The title? 936 01:24:25,330 --> 01:24:26,990 “As we were.” 937 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:30,287 Look at us. We completely sank. 938 01:24:31,086 --> 01:24:34,290 Maybe you have sunk! But not me! 939 01:24:34,548 --> 01:24:38,760 I have a long way to go. And I'm going to leave! 940 01:24:39,136 --> 01:24:44,178 And I'll buy you a diamond so big 941 01:24:44,350 --> 01:24:46,675 that you will vomit! 942 01:24:47,395 --> 01:24:51,642 I don't want to puke. I don't want fortune. 943 01:24:51,816 --> 01:24:55,020 I wish you were as you were. 944 01:24:55,195 --> 01:24:57,104 Where is this man? 945 01:24:57,489 --> 01:25:01,569 Me ? And where is the girl Who did I trust? 946 01:25:02,452 --> 01:25:06,153 The girl I loved? The girl who believed in me? 947 01:25:08,083 --> 01:25:10,455 There are plenty of places where... 948 01:25:10,669 --> 01:25:12,543 People will believe in me! 949 01:25:12,755 --> 01:25:15,839 Go ahead! The sooner you leave, as quickly as possible... 950 01:25:16,008 --> 01:25:19,543 I can become again the girl in that dress, 951 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:24,181 who you sang to the thermos song! 952 01:25:24,392 --> 01:25:26,384 I'm leaving then! 953 01:25:27,270 --> 01:25:30,769 And I don't need all that! 954 01:25:31,190 --> 01:25:33,978 I don't need you! I don't need anything! 955 01:25:35,361 --> 01:25:36,772 Except for that. 956 01:25:37,363 --> 01:25:40,614 This ashtray! That's all I need. 957 01:25:42,118 --> 01:25:45,653 Not this, nor that. Just this ashtray. 958 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,618 And this toy. 959 01:25:49,835 --> 01:25:53,085 This ashtray and this toy. That's all. 960 01:25:53,463 --> 01:25:56,548 And this remote control. 961 01:25:56,717 --> 01:26:00,382 The ashtray, the toy and the remote control. That's all! 962 01:26:03,098 --> 01:26:05,008 And these matches. 963 01:26:05,976 --> 01:26:08,218 This ashtray and these matches 964 01:26:08,396 --> 01:26:11,266 and this remote control and this toy. 965 01:26:13,151 --> 01:26:14,349 The lamp... 966 01:26:16,571 --> 01:26:17,851 The ashtray... 967 01:26:19,574 --> 01:26:22,943 The toy and the remote control... 968 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,486 and the lamp. That's all I need. 969 01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:31,665 That's all I need! 970 01:26:32,129 --> 01:26:36,956 I don't need anything else. Absolutely nothing else. 971 01:26:38,969 --> 01:26:41,294 The toy and the chair... 972 01:26:41,472 --> 01:26:45,968 and the remote control and matches, of course! 973 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,678 What are you looking at? 974 01:26:50,523 --> 01:26:53,856 What do you think? That I'm a nerdy person? 975 01:27:00,783 --> 01:27:02,408 And that! 976 01:27:03,953 --> 01:27:06,029 That's all I need. 977 01:27:06,498 --> 01:27:11,456 The ashtray, the remote control and the toy... 978 01:27:11,670 --> 01:27:14,540 and this magazine and the chair. 979 01:27:20,679 --> 01:27:24,759 And I don't need anything else. Except from my dog. 980 01:27:27,644 --> 01:27:29,721 I don't need my dog. 981 01:28:37,842 --> 01:28:40,214 That's it, that's all. 982 01:28:41,304 --> 01:28:45,349 It's an old story, already heard. 983 01:28:47,644 --> 01:28:50,479 But I didn't think that this would happen to me. 984 01:29:03,327 --> 01:29:07,159 You people over there, do you know Navin Johnson? 985 01:29:09,917 --> 01:29:11,459 I know him. 986 01:29:11,627 --> 01:29:13,122 Born in Mississippi? 987 01:29:15,339 --> 01:29:16,964 Inventor of Optil’anse? 988 01:29:17,550 --> 01:29:20,088 I was talking to them about it just now. 989 01:29:21,721 --> 01:29:23,299 My son ! 990 01:29:24,516 --> 01:29:25,630 Dad ! 991 01:29:33,275 --> 01:29:35,351 I knew we would find you! 992 01:29:37,029 --> 01:29:38,108 Don't kiss me. 993 01:29:44,203 --> 01:29:46,030 I called them! 994 01:29:46,914 --> 01:29:48,408 How did you find me? 995 01:29:48,582 --> 01:29:51,334 By chance ! This is our first stop. 996 01:29:51,794 --> 01:29:53,502 We'll take you home. 997 01:29:54,463 --> 01:29:56,503 Dad is a financial genius! 998 01:29:56,674 --> 01:29:59,426 I took the money that you sent us, 999 01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:03,722 and I placed it! 1000 01:30:03,890 --> 01:30:07,757 He invested his ass in soy and cocoa. 1001 01:30:10,605 --> 01:30:13,143 I bought a thermos for you. 1002 01:30:17,612 --> 01:30:19,356 I would kiss you, but I'm dirty. 1003 01:30:19,698 --> 01:30:21,691 Dirt doesn't bother me. 1004 01:30:22,451 --> 01:30:23,910 But the smell! 1005 01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:34,284 Ride in the back with the dog while waiting for you to be washed. 1006 01:30:43,055 --> 01:30:44,882 I love you, Navin! 1007 01:30:45,057 --> 01:30:46,682 I love you too. 1008 01:30:48,311 --> 01:30:49,971 Open the window. 1009 01:30:50,230 --> 01:30:52,803 Open all the windows! 1010 01:30:54,651 --> 01:30:56,940 I was happy to come home. 1011 01:30:57,112 --> 01:31:00,979 I remember... Singing and dancing in front of the old house. 1012 01:31:02,242 --> 01:31:06,240 But things are changing. With the expansion of the family, 1013 01:31:06,413 --> 01:31:09,663 we had to break it although we love him. 1014 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:12,158 And we built some a bigger one.